She is not just the best Planet Coaster mascot, she is a living nightmare. It bobs around in a small circle, and the wings, antennae, head, and legs are all animated. A giant, fluttering butterfly animatronic. I am definitely distracted by Cosmic Cow. A collection of animatronic animals created by Ms.RedNebula in the Thememaker's Toolkit for Planet Coaster. That's what mascots are supposed to do: distract you from the unpleasant elements of the theme park, and nothing distracts someone from unpleasantness like something even more unpleasant. As she hops about on her sore and stinging mammary glands to the delight of humans who will never and can never fully comprehend her suffering, I can only imagine all the dirt, grime, sharp pebbles, loose change, broken glass, and remnants of park visitor vomit being ground into the leathery flesh of her aching, swollen organ as the days and nights wear on.
She bounces around the park on her own swollen, distended, no doubt aching udder, the tender pink flesh repeatedly squashed, stretched, and compressed, her thick, murky milk sloshing around inside. When I gaze at her, I only think of her as Cosmic Cow, a real creature. She's horrifying in a way that makes me forget she's just someone wearing a costume. That’s why Cosmic Cow is the best Planet Coaster mascot. The pack boasts a brand new, story-driven scenario and employs the talents of. Planet Coaster is proud to introduce its most ambitious content pack, Planet Coaster: Ghostbusters. Even the finest costume and the most magnificent performance can't distract me from the fact that there is an underpaid and extremely sweaty human being inside who would most likely prefer to be anywhere else. Raymond Ray Stantz and the Ghostbusters, free your attractions from ghosts and restore fun and excitement to your entertainment parks. Truth be told, I find mascots kind of disturbing.
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